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If babies could text

Baby 1

Yo, yo, how’s it going?

Erm…Baby 2 are you receiving me, over?

Baby 2

Sorry, couldn’t reach the phone, the old girl had it in her pocket

Baby 1

No worries – did you see that thing on FB this morning about Baby 3? Why would you want anyone to see that?

Baby 2

No, missed it – climbed over the old girl’s head to check my FB this morning and the phone was dead – she didn’t even plug it in last night! Doh!

Baby 1

Oh man, that’s rough – how did you cope?

Baby 2

I consoled myself by sucking on her boobs for a bit and then bit her really hard just to remind her who wears the trousers around here –¬†IYKWIM

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Baby 1

Lol – you are such a bad ass!

Baby 2

Lol – I know right, I’ve learnt from the professionals – these big ones have set the bar high but I just do this cool thing with a hat and she laughs again! ROFL

Baby 1

So what you up to today?

Baby 2

Oh, you know, same old same old really – eat a bit, sleep a bit, suck on some boobs for a bit, what about you?

Baby 1

Sounds awesome bud, yeah I’ll be doing the same, although I am going to try and put a few of those circle shapes into the square holes and see how that goes

Baby 2

Good plan, I’ll do the same and whoever gets it done first buys the next round of rice cakes! I reckon there is a way you can do it, just keep turning it around until it works

Baby 1

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Baby 2

OMG – RUOK ?

Baby 1

Yes – whoops soz, put the phone in my mouth – mmmm tastes good and makes cool noises, you should try it!

Baby 2

Sure will – that’s one for later tonight – PAW

Baby 1

Yes! get in…the old girl says I can watch Peppa Pig on her phone whilst she puts that paint stuff on her face – ROFL

Baby 2

Cool! Nice one, remember to search You Tube for other cool stuff whilst you’re there – she will just think you pressed a load of random buttons anyway, I never get in trouble

Baby 1

Will do buddy – I might call Baby 2,345 in Hong Kong whilst I’m at it, she’s always good for a LMAO. Anyway, laters buddy…BOL

Baby 2

No worries, I’m off to eat some LEGO and look for that remote control – the one with the boobies wants her phone to send an email! BOL

 

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